The Sneeze

by Dion

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{My apologies to those who regularly suffer from allergies}

{I enjoy sneezing}

{Written in Arcata on a sunny early morning of warming beams of light}

{Upon breathing in shafts of light with slowly swirling currents of flowing dust particles}

{The warm sunlight and floating dustlight tickle my nose and thus inspire a sneeze poem}

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/253377/single-word-for-floating-dust-visible-in-sunlight

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{The physiology, sociology, physics and metaphysics of sneezing is nothing to sneeze at}

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The human sneeze

has been measured

at over 200 miles per hour

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It is said

that the sneeze

as a physiological and emotional response

most closely resembles

the human sexual orgasm

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So I study and practice and worship

the art, science and devotion

of sneezing

The sneeze

Your sneeze

My sneeze

All sneezing

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Sneezing

is it not also

one of life's 

simple pleasures?

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Sneeze to heaven

Kneel and sneeze five times a day

I am sneezed again

There is no sneeze

There are many sneezes

Contemplate sneezing

The sneeze of the moment

The inner sneeze

That still small sneeze

Sneezism

Sneezology

Sneezanity

I am a Sneezist

Spiritual sneezing 

combined with

social action 

That famous sneezing speech 

"I have a sneeze"

Gesundheit

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The first and last sneeze of ones life

and everything in between

are all one

The existential sneeze

Sneezetialism

If there is a sneeze in the forest

and no one hears the sneeze

is it a sneeze?

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You're a real sneeze

Your pretty sneezy yourself

You wanna sneeze?

Sneeze at your place or mine?

You sneeze me

You may now sneeze at the bride

Better to have sneezed and lost then to never have sneezed at all

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Go west young man and sneeze

When I was young I sneezed ten miles everyday in the snow to school

A sneeze in nine saves time

A sneeze is no crime

it is a rhyme

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Sneezes and other stories by Dr Seuss

Sneezles and weezles of Winnie the Pooh

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Sneezeaholic

I am powerless over my sneeze

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The sneeze that was heard around the world

That is nothing to sneeze at

Gentle sneezing of my soul

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Attorney General Ashcroft today

had the naked statue of justice covered

so she wouldn't sneeze but that was unjust

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Sneeze for world peace

Sneezes of different cultures

Sneezilation

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Newton's law of sneezes

Uncertainty principle of sneezes

Chaos theory of sneezes

Entropy of sneezes

No new sneezes are created or destroyed

String theory of sneezes

Unified theory of sneezes

Cosmic sneezes

Sneezes are made of particles and waves

[yuk]

I mean

God bless you
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{All Dionysos Maskaleris writings copyright or copyright pending} 

{When with my permission for the public domain to use for free}

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