Dion's Ecological Pest Enlightenment Service

A biologically and karmically sustainable bio regional wholistic company

Household, agriculture, interpersonal/psychological, societal pests 
{I help remove pests around you and remove the inner pest in you}

I bring natural predators and spiritual archtypes to your home and business
With empirical observations and the invoking of emotions we help others and ourselves wake up and see our truths
{Know thy self}
{The truth shall set you free}

All life forms and sentient beings have their place 
[including as food for other life forms]
We help your life plan so you do not reincarnate as a rat or cockroach or as a fundamentalist christian or materialistic capitalist
We provide spiritual counseling to born again christians, billionaires and

10" long Madagascan Cockroaches 
[so they can reincarnate as butterflies]

 All beings can help alleviate their own suffering and others suffering
We help facilitate balance with evolving life forms and sentient beings in your environment

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Sharing my soul since 1955.

{Some sell souls - some share them}  

{Some try to save souls - some affirm them -dion}

 

Restoring balance in this lifetime and future lifetimes since before 1955

I make house calls to different lifetimes and planes of existence

{Your home is wherever your soul is - your soul is beautiful wherever you are}

 

Remuneration:

By you accepting help I owe you thanks for you helping me and humanity. 

You improve all existence with you helping meet humanity's need

to increase our yearly love quota amount.

[this quota has not been met since 12,854 BCE]

 

For all services of two days or less monetary compensation not expected or

required (except transportation, food and lodging for long distance engagements). 

If you want to make monetary payment - whatever you can afford or feel is fair – no questioning of amount of pay or bargaining involved.  

Rates available by request for engagements of three days or more.

A not for profit Company.

50% of all profits go to charities of our mutually agreed choosing.

 

Possible hours of availability: 24 hours seven days a week.

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“I slept and I dreamed that life was all joy.

I woke and saw that life was but service.

I served and understood that service was joy.” -Rabindranath Tagore

 

“He who wants to do good knocks at the gate;

he who loves finds the gate open.” -Rabindranath Tagore

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“To be a man of action without (ego) attachment to the fruits (outcome) of the action.”  

-The Bhagavad–Gita

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{All Dionysos Maskaleris writings copyright or copyright pending}

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